_{^{Ladies you know you too skinny when a mutha f*cka try to grab ya azz and while his hand on ya azz he gotta look to make sure that it is ya azz and not ya back.}}

_{^{Fellas you know you too skinny if mutha f*ckas don't even know you and they talking sh*t to you. (they like what the f*ck that skinny mutha f*cka gonna do?)}}

_{^{Ladies you know you too skinny to have a big azz head like that.  Big head on a skinny body aint sexy, looking like a big azz blow pop.  You need to gain some weight to grow into ya head.}}

_{^{Fellas you know you too skinny to be wearing a 4x shirt and those baggy azz pants.  Mutha f*cka got the belt wrapped damn near twice around his waist.}}

_{^{Ladies you know you too skinny to be getting high.  You already skinny as a mutha f*cka, what the f*ck you trying to do? Disappear?}}

_{^{Fellas you know you too skinny to have that shirt off.  You got the chest of a 9 year old boy. Just ridiculous.}} 

_{^{Ladies you know you too skinny for that rough sex.  Mutha f*cka blow ya back out and turn his head for a second, then when he look back at you, it just be a pile of bones on the bed.}}

_{^{Fellas you know you too skinny to have a big azz stomach.  Mutha f*cka skinny as hell with a stomach.  You pregnant mutha f*cka?}}

_{^{Ladies you know you too skinny to be wearing them tight azz clothes, you got no t*ttys, no azz so please tell me what you trying to show off?  You trying to show me how many ribs you got?}}

_{^{Fellas you know you too skinny to be trying to wrestle with that big mutha f*cka, you gotta box him, once he get a hold of you, he gonna pile drive you on top of that honda accord}}