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"If You Got Swag" Quickies

publication date: Nov 12, 2009
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author/source: Dailypiff.net
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If you got swag, you can make her say "I love you" before you even f*ck her

 

If you got swag, you can make her smile without even telling a joke

 

If you got swag, you can make her mom,sister and best friend wanna f*ck you

 

If you got swag, she will do whatever the f*ck you say

 

If you got swag, you never got to lie about having a girl or not

 

If you got swag, you can have a wifey, a side b*tch pregnant and she still won't give a f*ck

 

If you got swag, she will be blowin ya phone up for no reason at all

 

If you got swag, she won't put nothing before you. (Not even her kids)

 

If you got swag, you will always catch her staring at you

 

If you got swag, she will s*ck ya d*ck without asking you to do sh*t 


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