They might be smarter than I thought

You just nasty mami

You might need to fix that

Give them a break, they might be a lil slow

Now why would you think some sh*t like that?

Who taught you how to take a sh*t?

I think I just felt a drop

It aint illegal, just weird

You a f*ckin whore b*tch

Hold up, Stop the mutha f*ckin press

You gotta come better than that doggie

You can call it what you want, I call it handcuffing

It aint happening while I'm on duty.

Keep it One Million

F*ck what they talking about.

10 Jumpoff Commandments

You still doing that?

Ya fans still wanna know

Sh*t just aint gonna happen 

What is this n*gga talking about?

Thou Shall Not

Sniff, Sniff, you smell that?

You stuck back in the day doggie

She must of got that 5 Star D*ck

Why you moving like that

Bad Idea, nah far real, bad idea

Hey, don't shoot the messenger

We can't let that fly

You Just Disgusting, real talk.

No need to explain, we know you a jump

Look both ways, don't want nobody to see you.

I'm mad about that sh*t

You spending too much time online if any of these apply

Now that's multitasking

Practice.............Not a Game................Practice

Bad Acting n*gga, you know you liked it

Shut the f*ck up and bend over

Its just something about that................

Oh you one of them new n*ggas if any of these apply to you.

Why do you love her so much?

The following sh*t is unacceptable

This is the application for people to hate on you

You straight up p*ssy if any of these apply

Ladies you aint a freak unless one of these apply to you

Leave those burgers alone, fa real

Ladies, he might be a stalker

Yeah we still N*ggariffic

Yea, you are N*ggariffic if any of the following apply to you

They are insecure if they do any of the following:

I'm gonna tell you why ya bathroom is crazy

Oh, you must be new at this if you do any of the following

I know I didn't just hear you say that sh*t

You really need to stop the following.

Oh, she just wanna f*ck and not s*ck?

Follow these 5 steps and you can f*ck her best friend.

10 Rules of Texting

Ride or Die Chicks do all of the following

Stupid questions people ask on first date, I'm saying "Are You Trying To F*ck Or What?"

If you have to do any of the following to your car............JUNK THAT SH*T!

You must be high if you did any of the following

Whether you went on vacation, jail, the army, where ever you went you gone now.

That's my word, I seen all this sh*t

Why do you always do this sh*t

Call your doctor, ya sh*t is stinking

I'm just playin, but I'm sayin

Things I would never do

Facts about ya yellow teeth

Fellas, if you got swag you can do any of the following

25 years old is too old for the following 25 things

You know ya azz need to eat something

Before you kiss them, you don't know what they did today

Oh, it's been awhile, keep waiting

You are not a dime if any of these apply to you

Your girl/man is hiding something if any of these apply to them

I'm just shouting you out

Situations in which you should just use common sense

It's about time for you to do all of these things

These things just don't matter

You know you fat if any of these apply to you

These are some of the reasons you are different than other girls

If any of these things apply to him, he might be a sex offender

What the f*ck are you wearing

How you know a mutha f*cka is scared when somebody about to whoop his azz

Why I can't make you wifey

People be thinking they secrets are safe

People just be lying for no reason

These are some of the reasons why someone would say you are annoying

One of these may be the reason she cheated on you

Ladies, ya man aint a freak unless these things apply 

Do not trust them if the following things apply