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  "You Sloppy" Quickies
Sep 3, 2010
Sloppy as a mutha f*cka
  "Time To Quit" Quickies #Time2Quit
Aug 24, 2010
Time to cut that sh*t out
  "Why Be In A Relationship If" Quickies
Aug 23, 2010
Why even be in a relationship?
  "What You Know About That" Quickies
Aug 20, 2010
What you know?
  "First Things First" Quickies
Aug 18, 2010
Not so fast there doggie
  "I Don't Mind" Quickies
Aug 16, 2010
I really don't mind
  "I'm Bout To Start" Quickies
Aug 11, 2010
Bout to start gettin on some otha sh*t
  "One Day You'll Figure It Out" Quickies
Aug 9, 2010
One of these days you will get it
  "I Always Wanted" Quickies
Aug 7, 2010
I wanna do that
  "I'm On My Stalker Sh*t" Quickies
Aug 6, 2010
Don't trust yo azz, I'm on my stalker sh*t
  "Keepin It Yucky" Quickies
Aug 5, 2010
F*ck keepin it gangsta, they keepin it yucky
  "C'mon With The Dumbsh*t" Quickies
Aug 4, 2010
That's a dumb azz question fa real.  I feel like smacking somebody
  "Who Does That?" Quickies
Aug 3, 2010
Who the f*ck does that bullsh*t?
  "That's Over The Legal Limit" Quickies
Aug 2, 2010
That's just too much
  "Maybe You Should Give That Up" Quickies
Aug 1, 2010
Just stop trying
  "That's A Bad Combo" Quickies
Jul 31, 2010
Those two together is f*cked up
  "I Remember When" Quickies
Jul 30, 2010
Good ole days
  "You Can Miss Me With That" Quickies
Jul 29, 2010
You could of missed me with that

  "That's Just Not Fair" Quickies
Jul 28, 2010
That sh*t just aint right
  "Now I Gotta Get Brand New On You" Quickies
Jul 27, 2010
We was cool until you did that, now I gotta get brand new on you.
  "That's Accurate" Quickies
Jul 26, 2010
That sh*t accurate as a mutha f*cka Piff
  "That's Some Crackhead Sh*t" Quickies
Jul 25, 2010
You doing some real crackhead sh*t
  "What N*ggas You Been F*ckin With?" Quickies
Jul 24, 2010
You got the wrong n*gga mami
  "I Think We Got A Problem" Quickies
Jul 23, 2010
I think it's on now
  "I Turned My Head To Stay Aroused" Quickies
Jul 22, 2010
I had to turn my head, I apologize, it was for the better.
  "I Be Hatin" Quickies
Jul 21, 2010
Oh yea, I'm hatin
  "It's A Cold World" Quickies
Jul 20, 2010
It's real out here
  "Weirdo" Quickies
Jul 19, 2010
Weirdo azz mutha f*cka
  "Ya Priorities Are Off Balance" Quickies
Jul 18, 2010
You don't know what the f*ck you doing huh?
  "Kill Ya Self" Quickies
Jul 17, 2010
Pull the trigger mutha f*cka
  "That's A Sign" Quickies
Jul 16, 2010
Pay attention to the signs
  "You Really Have To Stop Doing That" Quickies
Jul 15, 2010
Enough is  enough mutha f*cka
  "Don't Judge Me" Quickies
Jul 14, 2010
Don't judge me yo
  "You Lose Points For That" Quickies
Jul 13, 2010
We gonna have to subtract points off ya swag score
  "I'm Thuggin" Quickies PART 2!!!!!!!
Jul 12, 2010
Still Thuggin
  "I'm Thuggin" Quickies
Jul 11, 2010
*Piff grabs his burner and his vest* lol
  "You Smell Like Fear" Quickies
Jul 10, 2010
Keep it 150, you shook right?
  "Might Be Time For A New One" Quickies
Jul 9, 2010
Might be that time
  "You Can't F*ck!" Quickies
Jul 8, 2010
You can't f*ck
  "Too Old For That Bullsh*t" Quickies
Jul 7, 2010
Too old n*gga
  "You Fumbled" Quickies
Jul 6, 2010
You fumbled mutha f*cka
  "Junkyard" Quickies
Jul 5, 2010
This house is a junkyard
  "My Mouth Just Won't Let Me Co-Sign That" Quickies
Jul 4, 2010
I just can't do it
  "Yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" Quickies
Jul 3, 2010
That sh*t aint wassup
  "We Can't Give You That Title" Quickies
Jul 2, 2010
I'm afraid we can't call you that, I'm sorry

  "Now THAT'S a Addict" Quickies
Jul 1, 2010
First step is admitting you have a problem
  "I Aint Even Gonna Try To Figure That Out" Quickies
Jun 30, 2010
I aint even gonna give myself a headache
  "Today I Seen" Quickies
Jun 29, 2010
Seen some things today
  "Clean Out Your Desk B*tch, You're Fired!" Quickies
Jun 28, 2010
I don't think you're the right fit for this company
  "No Precipitation In The Forecast" Quickies
Jun 27, 2010
That sh*t aint even get her a little bit wet
  "That Was Just A Warning Shot" Quickies
Jun 26, 2010
They just giving you a warning
  "I'm On My Black Man Sh*t" Quickies
Jun 25, 2010
Just being a n*gga, sorry
  "His New B*tch Don't Do That" Quickies
Jun 24, 2010
His new b*tch don't do that sh*t
  "You Might Need To Investigate That" Quickies
Jun 23, 2010
Might be time to open up an investigation
  "I Thought We Been Off That" Quickies
Jun 22, 2010
My badd, nah that's my fault, I just thought that was over
  "Not With Them Little Azz Pants" Quickies
Jun 21, 2010
Pants way too tight doggie, try something else
  "That's Just Temporary" Quickies
Jun 20, 2010
Sh*t wont last that long
  "Oh, How Times Have Changed" Quickies
Jun 19, 2010
This aint back in the days no more
  "See, That's How You Get Knocked The F*ck Out" Quickies
Jun 18, 2010
You gonna f*ck around and get yo azz knocked out
  "We Aint Cool Like That" Quickies
Jun 17, 2010
We aint that cool mutha f*cka
  "You Better Put Some.........." Quickies
Jun 16, 2010
You forgetting something
  "You JUST Reminded Me" Quickies
Jun 15, 2010
Oh sh*t good lookin, I almost forgot
  "No Justification" Quickies
Jun 14, 2010
You can't justify that bullsh*t
  "She Was Just Running Game" Quickies
Jun 13, 2010
She just runnin a lil bit of game
  "Nahhhhh Son, The B*tches Don't Like That" Quickies
Jun 12, 2010
Nah son, they don't like that
  "Certified" Quickies
Jun 11, 2010
I grant you your certification.  Congrats.
  "This Show Is CANCELLED!" Quickies
Jun 11, 2010
Show's over
  "THAT'S Why Nobody Like Yo Azz" Quickies
Jun 10, 2010
That's why mutha f*ckas hate you
  "B*TCH!! You Aint Read The Contract?" Quickies
Jun 9, 2010
Look over that contract again b*tch
  "Sorry To Hear That" Quickies
Jun 8, 2010
I'm sorry to hear that
  "Couldn't Of Been Me" Quickies
Jun 7, 2010
That sh*t couldn't of been me.
  "Confessions Of A Chick Ready To Cheat" Quickies
Jun 2, 2010
I think she ready now
  "Don't Insult My Intelligence" Quickies
Jun 1, 2010
Please don't insult me.
  "Friendship Terminated" Quickies
May 27, 2010
We aint cool no more mutha f*cka
  "Thats The Beginning Of The End" Quickies
May 26, 2010
That's the start of the finish mutha f*cka
  "Cheap Azz Mutha F*cka" Quickies
May 25, 2010
You cheap as hell for that bullsh*t
  "Nobody Really Gives A F*ck" Quickies
May 24, 2010
Nobody really cares
  "I'm Mad At You" Quickies
May 20, 2010
I'm mad you did that.
  "You Need To Get Fined For That Bullsh*t" Quickies
May 19, 2010
They need to give you a fine for that bullsh*t
  "I Didn't Order This Bullsh*t" Quickies
May 18, 2010
Nah I didn't order this.
  "THATS Why N*ggas Are The Way They Are" Quickies
May 17, 2010
And you b*tches wonder why n*ggas are like that
  "That's Like Stealing" Quickies
May 13, 2010
That's kinda like stealing
  "They Deserve Better" Quickies
May 12, 2010
They deserve better
  "Check Ya Self" Quickies
May 11, 2010
You need to check ya self.
  "Dayum! You Feel THAT Comfortable With Me?" Quickies
May 10, 2010
You aint gotta be telling me all that.
  "Complicated Sex" Quickies
May 6, 2010
This sh*t aint supposed to be this complicated.
  "Who The F*ck Told You THAT? Quickies
May 5, 2010
Who the f*ck told you that bullsh*t?
  "I.D. NOW!!" Quickies
May 4, 2010
Show me some ID b*tch.
  "You Sound Like A B*tch" Quickies
May 3, 2010
You sound like a lil b*tch mutha f*cka
  "Hate To Break The News" Quickies
Apr 29, 2010
Hate to have to be the one to tell you
  "Told You About...." Quickies
Apr 28, 2010
Told you about that sh*t.
  "I Think White People Started That Bullsh*t" Quickies
Apr 27, 2010
Yea, they started that bullsh*t
  "WHAT? You Betta Tell Ya Man That Dumb Sh*t" Quickies
Apr 26, 2010
You talking to the WRONG person mami.
  "Oh Hell Mutha F*ckin No!" Quickies
Apr 22, 2010
Hell no
  "Now THATS a Quality Side Chick" Quickies
Apr 21, 2010
You deserve a raise mami
  "You Really Need To Chill With That Sh*t" Quickies
Apr 20, 2010

Chill, fa real
  "That Sh*t Aint In The Budget" Quickies
Apr 19, 2010

Don't think thats in the budget mami.
  "We Need More B*tches Like YOU" Quickies
Apr 16, 2010

We need some of you.

 
  "Relationship Terminated" Quickies
Apr 15, 2010

I can't f*ck with you no more
  "Shut Yo Stupid Azz Up" Quickies
Apr 14, 2010

Just shut the f*ck up.  Tryin to sound all smart and sh*t.

 
 
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